Wednesday, April 01, 2009

I HAVE GREATTT NEWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I'M GOING ON A VACATION IN THREE WEEKS!!!
... to NIGERIA!!!!!!!!!!

Words can't express how excited I am... cos this is actually actually actually going to happen...
the best part of it is a couple of my friends from Canada are going with me.. so its going to be like 2008 England all over again(6 of us went on a 3 or so week vacation about the same time last year)

I'm 'stutteringly' excited... chei
suya for 3 weeks
point and kill fish for 3 weeks
no sleepless nights studying for chemistry labs and writing english explications for 3 weeks
changing my hair every 4 days (just cos I can) for 3 weeks
speaking broken english in my dreams for 3 weeks
showing my sexier belly and wearing bikinis in the places that will permit me for 3 weeks
going to church on a sunday for that naija praise and worship that you simply cant get anywhere else... for 3 weeks
clubbing from midnight till 6am for 5 days out of the week... for 3 weeks
catching up with old friends... wearing flip flops and sunglasses... drinking star beer and gordon spark... for 3 weeks
not using an alarm or the snooze button for 3 weeks
did i mention SUYA for 3 weeks...

I'm also going to reach Ghana for a few days as 2 of my closest friends are on an extended vacation there... and if time permits I'll go see my other friend in Angola as well...
...oh the great life of the african vacationer..

I really should be studying as I have a chemistry lab to do in a few hours... but this is just too exciting not to share IMMEDIATELY!!!

I can already see myself walking to the airport, checking in my bags, getting on the plane... chai my soul is no longer in this CANADA again oh... na only body remain...

Having said that...
All of u that will remain in the European and North American freezers you find yourself in over those 3 weeks.. accept my condolences i mean apologies in advance
...Feel free to jealous me...
hehe
(If you are especially nice to me... I might just send u a couple pictures of me at various suya joints accross the nation... lol)

crap... whatever will i pack?!?!
oh and I realize it's april fools day... yay! prank time!!!

27 comments:

LusciousRon said...

I hope this is not an April Fool prank. But if its real, have the best time ever!

Bibi said...

*hissssss* good for you. But you didn't have to rub it in like that. Suya for 3 wks, point and kill for 3 wks, praise and worship for 3 wks *crying* I'm happy for you. Really.

Sting said...

I officially hate u! Take me with u please, and u'll have my undyng love forever.

Bukky said...

Happy for you, however, when you get back to your north American or European airport, the cold would hit you - that's always the worst, but we would already be used to it! lol - i just feel like rubbing it in - cos no naija for at least 6 months and I am jealous!

mizchif said...

Ok, i'm jealous, but only small sha, cuz me sef i must to go home very soon! By force by force!
I totally concur all points, doing my hair evry 4 days, my hair will get tired ehn,but i will not stop!

Make sure u have fun, and d traffic situation doesn't get in the way (i.e if u'll be in Lagos)

ShonaVixen said...

girllll all i saw there was SUYA...been bugging Afro for suya but she doesn't know how to do it...m craving me some suya!!...

L-VII said...

Ha, first, numero uno!

To say I am jealous would be a total understatement..... Not fair!

JustDB said...

LOL... Good for you.... Grab some suya on the way back for the crew!

rethots said...

...her coming awaited.

RocNaija said...

First?!.. Nice..

RocNaija said...

I'm curious as to when you went last though...

But then readin' your last line.. Are we just being pranked??

Uzo said...

Fabulosity...You omitted a big one there...LOL...Understandably too..Looking forward to the trip on your behalf oh....

Tinu said...

am i first???????safe journey o!!!chai i want to go home!

NigerianDramaQueen said...

YAYYYYYY!!!!!
I'm SO happy for you babes!
I know how much you wanted to go this Christmas...

Ovay West said...

No!!! Stay here jo!!
I really want to stay here for summer, I just canceled my trip to England.
I love Canada and I love Waterloo more :( such patriotism!!!

Have fun in Naij and good luck with your exams.

<3

Ms.O said...

AHHHHH I am sooooooo Jealous!!!!!!! Have fun sweetie! bring me suya!!! Please!!!..xx!

Nice Anon said...

nice you are going to naija. Let me live the dream of flat belly through you then. wear lots of bikinis if you can.

Kemberly said...

Gosh! I hate u so much right now! I know you're going to have crazy fun!!!

omohemi Benson said...

sweets, call me,when u land.

Funms-the rebirth said...

this is true right???? cuz im very jealous..........hmmmmmmmm 3 whole weeks?

Vera Ezimora said...

Overwhelmed, screw you!!!

LOL @ eating point and kill fish. That's just wrong. Animal rights activists will not like you ooo. LOL

miz-cynic said...

so is this a joke???/as in ur not vacationing??

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

LusciousRon: cheiii I cant joke around with something like Nigeria oh….its so real I can even taste the suya ill be eating once I land… But don’t worry I will bring you some… or at least a picture of some.. .lol im nice abi?

Bibi: ohhhh my sweet bombom don’t be jealoux… I cant just help it that while ur busy eating ramen noodles that me ill be demolishing a lot of fresh vegetable soup and suya and gordon spark… in fact im going to go and research some other ways to rub it in and come back and reply u properly… lmao… luv u hunnie… heheeeeeeeeeeeee…

Sting: Will you name ur first daughter after me as well?

Bukky: lmao… oh stop it right there.. u just know that you want to ask me to bring you back some suya and fish and other mede-medes… lol so feel free and ask jare so I can help you experience a bit of my enjoyment.. lol…

Mizchif: I will ohhhhhhh I cant wait I tell u… I don’t even care how my hair feels I just feel like doing some nonsense things at some nonsense times just because I can… I think im even going to sleep for two straight days before I leave cos once I get to nigeria I don’t think ill have the time to sleep.. lol.. that or I wont want to waste any time sleeping.. haha

ShonaVixen: ok use style and beg me.. let me see if I can accommodate u… lol and specify which one u like… goat suya, beef suya, pork suya.. shrimp suya… mental suya? Haha…

Lvii my sugar banana: hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa… heheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee… u will see tons of um photographs… I will describe every sensation I felt while eating the aforementioned meals… that should help yes? lol

Just Db: ehn? That’s all u want to ask? Add gordon spark and star beer and fishtail and kpomo and abacha and ugba and isiewu and join now… lol

Rethots: bless u my dear… please try and alert all the suya mallams to wait for me that day and reserve all the best parts of the meat ehn my dear… lol thanks in advance

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

RocNaija: omo no prank oh.. this one na true talkkkkkkkkkk… I went last in dec 2007 and had the best vacation of my life I tell ya… cant wait to go back cos the fun is gonna be heightened cos even my friends from canada are going this time… it’ll be MAJOR!!!

Uzo baby: lol I did omit it cos it hadnt been announced previiously… im so excited however.. already started wondering what ill wear and its not even my big day. Cant waittttttttttttttttt… miss u hunnie

Tinu: Thanks babes… lol I’ll experience it for u

NigerianDramaQueen: thanks my angel… its actually happening oh… can u believe it?

Ovay: no no no no don’t tell me that oh.. stay here ke? Abeg ohhhhhhh… im out of here spiritually and mentally self my body is just waiting to follow suit. Dang… I love canada too but not for the 3 wks ill be in naija.. lol… but ill sha be back on time for the fun summer things we do out here… though im sure ill be doing the caribbean sometime later in the summer.. ive had a hectic semester… I need am.. have fun tho babes…
Ps I love PATRIOTS!!! Haha

Ms. O: Thanks my angel… I shall… just specify how u want it… lol

Nice Anon: lol… my bellys not perfectly flat… but im sha content jare… hehe which one consign me… I cant wait to experience the heat and water and everything inbetween…

Kemberly: lol… feel free to do so jare.. id hate me too… lol

Omohemi: I will… before then…

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

Funms: lol.. its very very true… in fact I might even make it 4 weeks… lol

Vera baby: oh don’t be jealous nwunye dim… lol… even tho u took my husband from me I will still get you something nice.. oya tell me what.. forget animal activists for now… im just thinking about the delicacies… ill deal with them later… lol

Miz cynic.. I am oh… very much so.

TayneMent said...

aww congrats oh, you must be eggzited. no place like home for real.

pinkyandbrain said...

E No Mean!..Summer Is Coming, So Freezer Is Over, At Least For The Next 4 Months.Ehm...Suya Request Pls