Wednesday, June 06, 2007

I don’t business

Dear Skallies,

There’s no need to waste any time on pleasantries… so I’ll get on with it.

GET UP OFF ME!!!

I wonder why you’re in my fucking business… I fucking wonder

What’s the connection?

I wonder why you keep fucking grilling me… you must think I have your drawers on or something…

I swear it’s gotta be something in the Smirnoff lately cos y’all have been moving really murky…

I don’t business though

Self-proclaimed beauty queens and ‘stush’ chicks…

…but I’m sure even you know that yaki perms, hand-me-down weaves and buy 1 get 7 dresses do not a stush chick make

On the real though… y’all are so fucking ‘gorgeous’… so why don’t you stick to the tanning lotions, teeth whiteners and overall pageantry?!

Please repeat after yourselves: Gossip is NOT the new pink!!!(perhaps after the 777th time, it will stick)

I don’t get all up in your trash… so why are you in my bin?

Let go… LET THE FUCK GO!!!

Remember salt on an open wound stings skallies… it really stings

… and some wounds leave scars… large, ugly, horrible scars (and y'all know how they don’t like scars at ‘beauty school’)

It’s probably gonna burn a little not to yap… but resist the urge

If you know whats good for you… resist the motherfucking urge!

For the last time skallies: GET UP OFF ME... I'm ON TO YOU!!!

32 comments:

36 INCHES OF BROWN LEGS said...

eeerr long legged sister mine whats going on???

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

@36 inches: hey darling… I tried to send you the music last night but my computer was acting up… I’ll attempt it again tonight… about the post… na so we see am… there are some scary people out there… really scary.

Nigerican said...

babes, hope alls well.I missed u too.Let me know if we need to kick some asses k.

Henry said...

onb, the sleeves have been rolled up..
I'm ready when you are.

foxynaija26 said...

lol,im ready to get down and dirty when you are, but for real tho why wont they mind their murder f****ing business, i wonder when we will stop all this, o well see u soon, we go dey yarn

Naija Vixen said...

errr babes...take a deep breathe...let it out...take it out on the punching bag...you better now?

Nyemoni said...

oh dear! *sighs*...wassup?!

Thoughts said...

Girl, seems you've got plenty of "demons" aye?Wat's up with that?Be the best you can be and pay no mind.

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

@Nigerican: Yeah… I’m alright(lol… don’t think I’m going through a quarter life crisis or anything… some people are just getting on my nerves with their ‘she say she say’… all of which shouldn’t even have anything to do with me… but they can’t resist having my name in their mouths…

@Henry: lol… I trust you henry the biafran soldier!!!

@foxynaija26: lol… I trust you this babe… always on my corner. I know you’ve experienced this time and time again… and I sort of have… but dang it gets annoying and old after a while… as in free me hand now… make people just free me hand. Can’t wait for you to arrive… we got gist….

@Naija Vixen: lol… i’m not as mad right now as I was when I wrote it… but honestly… people constantly amaze me… as in you think they’ve gone the max… but they up it… and do some even greater bullshit!

@Nyemoni: lol… in londonbuki’s words… ‘the moon’… how you doing mami? (especially now that west African idol is over… lol)

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

@Thoughts: lol… I reject any demons in jesus name oh… I wouldn’t quite call em that… but hey… if the shoe fits… I am being the best I can be… if only some people would take my name out they mouth…

Idemili said...

[Scraping machete on the ground] "Oya where dem dey?!"

Idemili said...

Heheheeh! How does that apply to me? LOL...or hould I say LAWL

Anyway,are you still online? I have a feature due tmrw but cannae be bothered

Kpakpando said...

nne i dikwa bad! I mean people talking about you just means you're that much more interesting than they are hence the need to discuss your life vs. their own boring existence. And why isn't always mgbeke united starting the drama? maka ha nye ndi nzuzu visa ka mkpali bido, okwa ya?
Nne baby, abeg just keep it moving and live your own life.

Idemili said...

What did the lizard say to the kangaroo?

It's not a proposal, it's a feature. I'm too ill in my heart to write.

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

@Idemili: lol… you’re not serious oh… but I think the skally chicks need to be feathered a little bit… lmao@ your lawl… only you ide! And I know you always love gist… so you really want to know what the lizard said to the kangaroo… then you have to pay ‘brain-tap’ fee because I have to go deep into the recesses of my mind to pull out that gist… cash or credit card baby?! Keep working on your feature oh… as mungo park would say.. ‘e go better’

@Kpakpando: oh kpakpando nwannem… kedi ebe ino all this time… e miss ielam(lol spelling?) real bad. Nne eh… ka ufodu mmadu si kpurum na onu… oburo ofu or abuo or ato… man… it’s like get off me you know(lol I can’t type all that in Igbo jare… ) these are girls that would have no problems whatsoever stabbing me in the foot with my own scissors… you have no idea… and I’m just sick of it really… lmao@visa yarns... Onu gi di sharp oh… I trust you… me I’m just chillaxing minding my own business… I just wish they would too… ha lekpa mkpa abum… aji adiro ya(thanks to nair and my shaving blade.. lol)

Tayo said...

Hey Overwhelmed, easy on the "F"s o. Na who come vex you like this? Na wa o.

Diva-sta said...

ehehe u sound VEX!! love yr blog btw xx

Everyone Loves a Naija Girl said...

I'm feeling a little overwhelmed myself by the post lol. I hope people haven't been harassing you lol? They probably just want your life...embrace it! lol But now that you got all of that off your chest, have a REALLY good day and don't sweat the small stuff.

Surviving with Truth said...

WOW! when i saw the title i thought its such a coincidence cuz i just posted a write up about "Dear..." lol
but whats going on though? this sounds like drama

The shopaholic. said...

Brush them off ya morrafoking shoulder! Girl, if these peoples mouths keep running, you should start feeling special o. Like you are enjoying your beauty sleep and bitches can't sleep because of you.

Kafo said...

wow
ahh
take it easy oooh

breathe, just breathe girl

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

@Tayo: lol… sorry oh… as I vex write am na so so f dey commot from my mouth… but for your sake… since you have become my blog treasurer and accountant… I will try next time to curb the urge(so long as you promise to keep a hammer handy incase we have to ‘knack’ some sense into some people every once in a while… she o wa ready for the challenges?

@Diva-sta: awww thanks gorgeous… I was vexed… still am… but of course I realize its part of life… people will talk… I’m pretty good at not letting it bother me… but every once in while(especially with regards to certain things… it pisses me the fuck off. I’ll check you out later…

@Everyone loves a naija girl: lol… imagine what I’m feeling then… my dear ehn… the whole thing get as e be… but yeah I got it off my chest here and off of here… so I’m not as pissed as I was… I honestly don’t court drama… but sometimes people just want to create it in my life… as in if them never hear my voice… body go dey itch them… dat kind thing…

@Surviving with truth: Dear… sounds like an interesting post… I’ll check you out later… yeah people are just using my name without my consent to yarn barbash! Things that have nothing to do with me for that matter…

@The shopaholic: lol… I like that still… brush em off my shoulder… I always like your yarns this babe… how body?

@Kafo: I’m trying mami…

Waffarian said...

overwhelmed, listen (darling, this is going to be a bit long): No matter what you do, people will always be jealous because you are who you are(you are different, your mind works in a different way, your thoughts move in different circles). Since you can't change who you are, you have no choice but to deal with this shit cos its going to come your way time and time again. I am telling you this from experience, look, meself i don try, human beings no dey allow me breathe, anything wey I do, na wahala. In the begining I thought it was "me", but now, many years older and wiser, I have realized that it was always "them", insecure, dumb shallow irritants that were the problem. Okay, now to the soultion, heres how i deal with them, and i am not joking.

After ways of torment, constantly defending myself "no, i did not say this", "i never said anything like that" "you must have misunderstood", etc, anyway, after years of that shit, I promised myself that I will never defend myself whenever I am accused of such thrash, so when somebody comes to me and says "waffy did you say this or that?" my answer is "i don't defend myself against nonsense, believe what you want to believe" ehen, what happens next? the person gets mad and now says "you must have said it since no explanation is forthcoming" and then I say "since you think I said it, then lets assume i said it, what now?" My dear, nobody accuses me of anything anymore cos i do not deny it, thats what they want, thats the drama there, its psychological, they want you to run helter skelter trying to clear your name, phoning, explaining, etc. Without this drama, the accusations will not be "sweet". If you don't give them, they'll take their shit to someone else that can play "market woman" with
them.

Point: Never defend yourself against malicious gossip,it takes too much time and energy, and anyway, at the end of the day, people will believe what they want. Their minds have been made up long before they came to accuse you.

dolly said...

What's going on?

Oro said...

Hey g'friend...Take it easy. You may not be able to stop ppl from talking...but you sure can not let it get to you. It may be hard...but then no one said it's gonna be easy.
... Keep your head up!!!

boorish male said...

Is every thing ok gorgeous?

Pink-satin said...

hey girl tanx for checking out the blogville idol thingy...hope u would vote sa wen the time comes...pls stick around

LittleGirlLost said...

Oh dear.
Who's bugging you now.
Remember:
Never fight with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig enjoys it!

Pink-satin said...

hey girl...just go to ur lay out and click on add page element and then copy and paste the html from snapvine into the page element u want to add it too...i hope u choose a voice player skin meant for blogs(that is the long ones not the wide ones)

hey do u wanna participate in the idol thingy?pls pls

omohemi Benson said...

Dear Skallies,
Hear, hear.

Kpakpando said...

Nwanyi oma, e fu ife LGL kwu? Okwa ezi okwu e ma, ezi laikicha doti. Brush off your shoulders and repeat to yourself in the mirror, "adi'm bad!" They sure as hell ain't going to stop talking about you, so just remember the best revenge is living well, don't wast your precious saliva for the bottom feeders

Soul said...

You ever listened to Dre's 'explosive'.
That's what I feel when I read this...

How can skallies leave you alone.. you r shit is da bomb!. explosive.

People be vibing off left overs like they ain't neva had a meal, kmt* that shit is beyond wack maaan.. beyond waack!.

I swear sometimes I just feel like smacking people int he forehead with my dick.. like .. here yougo.
this line up bitches, this one's for you. gbosa!
this one is for you. Gbosa! lol

People dying to get in your shoes by force... just irk me. really. irk me.