Wednesday, April 11, 2007

My Interests

I love peace talks, Second cup’s cranberry tea, centrifugal forces, dreamgirls, Africa, Vaseline Intensive cocoa butter, Andrea Bocelli, recognizing fake before and after pictures, super collapse, Christina Aguilera, my lips, landscape paintings, green, www.wordsmyth.net , scissors and novels with ambiguous endings.

I love pompous art, the pope, democracy, talking drums, Jennifer Hudson’s oscar, febreze, honeynut cheerios, Igbo culture, guys on motorcycles, Dita Von Teese, doves, fake Yiddish accents, skull T-shirts, blonde highlights, Akon, neck tattoos, chandeliers, metaphors, got milk adverts, Jazz, soul and the blues.

I love porn with a storyline, spiked fruit salads, simultaneous equations, male tenors, Kt Tunstall, white trench coats, daydreams, air hockey, listening to people speaking in tongues, Lagbaja and liquid laundry detergent

I love prima ballerinas, Arabic form of expression, capital letters, sappy movies, cooked vegetables, cold water, Awilo Longomba, red roses, firefighters, belly rings, secondary colours, book editors, Naomi Campbell, desktops and carpeted floors.

I love petroleum jelly, distressed jeans, President Olusegun Obasanjo, listening to Amy Winehouse, shopping malls, big dark sunglasses, my sister, mushroom soup with seafood, my inner ear piercing, J.lo’s clothes, kidney beans, Makossa and feeding my fish.

I love pasta sauce, answering my phone on the third ring, black nail polish, watching the rain, Shakespeare’s Othello, purple underwear, acceleration, curly hair, my moms fish peppersoup, live strong bracelets, Steven Seagal and guys who hardly smile.

I love Pythagoras, the word inconsequential, silver crosses, poetry about distilled liquour, unrecognized genius, Oliver Twist, husky Moroccan voices and the concept but not the reality of fingerless gloves.

I love palm wine before noon, Borat, floppy disks, the number 7, the smell of lemon grass at night, Ghanaian pineapple juice, movies that end in part 1, backspace, white horses, suya, helium voices and Sade.

I love potted plants, Things Fall Apart, v-neck cashmere sweaters, sushi, shiny disco balls, compromise, Rocky Balboa, light blue shower curtains, Disney mermaids, Nelson Mandela, chunky beads, black leather, not caring about punctuation and my blog.

What do you love?

39 comments:

Nyemoni said...

I love this nice, ridiulous, silly post ;-)!

Chika said...

Am i actually first?

snazzy said...

i suppose being involved with all that stuff is why u are up at 1am to blog. men I miss uni. Oh and yes we have noticed your attitude to punctuation. Anyway stay away from Pythagoras, I heard he's dangerous.

Mamarita said...

Oh dude.Just wrote a whole lot on here somehow it got erased...BOOO

Summary:

Look for: Shiny Disco balls by Who d funk
-Nigerian Canadian Reunion is happening June 16/17. Be there it'll be so hot, summer of 02 has nothing on it
-check their site www.ncrconline.ca
-tell your friends' friends who might also have friends
-Party on!

LondonBuki said...

Pythagoras as in Pythagoras Theorem????

Hope you and your Mama are doing good.

Jaybabe said...

You list is veeeery long...mine?...is endless!

Gr8 stuff though..

dairy of a G said...

i also love not caring about punctuation and my blog. fuck em
and i love you too.

Idemili said...

Wow. So much love. Am I first? Say it has finally happened!

exschoolnerd said...

I dunno if am first oh but i am just really hoping i am..

*fingers crossed*

we have alot in common..love Amy winehouse too even before she become well known..theres just sumthing about her and not forgetting her music...she's a breath of fresh air..

U like obj? hmmm...

Love not caring about punctuations and my blog too..

Ugo Daniels said...

Hun, you said you love palmwine before noon, do you guys get it there?

By da way, lovely post

Daddy's Girl said...

I love this. Very eclectic, very holistic, very interesting, very real, very Overwhelmed.

Uzo said...

Loving this...Maybe i will do something like this too....How r u holding up?

bhookey84 said...

can i actually be firstttttttttttttt

Patrice said...

Fake Yiddish accents? Come on! You're meshuga! [he exclaimed in his best fake Yiddish accent].

What happened to bow legs, Roberto Carlos, and Woodland Berry Granola cereal? (I remember this last one because I eat it too, in fact, I bought a box just this morning from Food Basic.)

bhookey84 said...

oh no , u have to approve, hissssss

Anonymous said...

okayeeee....olusegun obasanjo?????

TaureanMinx said...

we love you

The Dude of Dudes said...

I got an endless list of stuffs I luv. The more I think about it, the more things I love came to mind. Hmmm....

Surviving with Truth said...

i love sex, thanks for asking. i also love fantasizing about females, and sleeping in. I love short hair and ebonics. I love dark flawless skin tones. I love my nipples, and my laptop. I love blogging. I love shock. I love love itself. I love ma boyfie. I love peanut butter cookies without peanut chunks, and i definitely love sex but i think i mentioned that already. anyway, thanks for asking and great post. oh ya! i LOVE MEN! absolutely love going on dates with random men, and never calling them again. its fun

Freaky Deaky said...

I love this post. So much so that I can guarantee I'm going to steal it and use it later on my blog. :o)

Hope you have a wonderful day.

Afrik said...

Nice Post. The most important things i love most are my fantasies. Sound crazy, but i can't help it.

Orientatednaijababe said...

I love life, this post, naija, men and most of all custard and cake (yummy!!!)

Sparkle said...

I love me, myself & I
I love the people around
I love anything dangerous
love being in the dark
anything scary, just my thing
muhahahahahaha

nice post:)

Everchange said...

how can you like guys who hardly smile? That's a freak to me. One of my biggest turn-ons is a big mischievious grin!

btw, i have questions about what its like being a student in canada...can i email you?

Jem said...

Well, i love being happy,in good health, having lots of money in my bank account and being appreciated by those who count.

Nigerican said...

u love OBJ lol, i geuss someone has to huh.Ciao bella

RJ said...

LOL! I don't think porn with a storyline is even possible.
How was ur Easter sweetie?

dairy of a G said...

thanks for the wordsmyth website wikipedia aint cutting it.

Confessionsofashopaholic said...

LOL. I love this post
There's definitely porn with a storyline @ RJ but it's gaddem ridiculous.

Kafo said...

i like the whole Pythagoras part
it reminds mii of math which reminds mii of life

dairy of a G said...

whats up with mommy sunday how's she doing?

The Mistress said...

I don't share some of these "loves' but I really enjoyed this post and the tone if it!!

Maybe cause I had a piece of shit day and was feeling a little "negative" when I got home.

But the post made me think of some of my own "loves" and perked me up a little so thanks!

dairy of a G said...

thanks for checking out my blog. Ms. Hot legs am inspired by ur writing. keeps it up

Calabar Gal said...

and me - I LOVE YOU!!!
Howz ur mum's health now?

Mari said...

Mine's simple:
I love the good life; shopping; shoes; bags; and of course my boo! Anything else would depend on my mood.

bimbylads said...

i really like r blogs...lol

laspapi said...

you love the word, "inconsequential". I'm glad you do, Storm.

Simply Gorgeous said...

This is a cool post, I love the fact that you reveal your loves...

mack said...

I love everything about you.

lol at 'porn with a story line'

Please never change.