Tuesday, March 20, 2007

I’ve Been A Real Bad Girl

SPANK ME PLEASE!!!

For the past few weeks, I’ve been somewhat obsessed with the idea of being spanked.

In the past, I think my ex-boyfriend did it a time or two… but it just always felt like something he was trying to recreate from a ‘Marcus porn movie’.

The current boyfriend Kimor is a little better in that department

I mean every once in a ‘doggy’ while, he’d slap my ass a little…

Hmmmm (lol… I do more of those than oohhhhs and ahhhhhs)

Then he’d stop

Arghhhh

Another time he did it once… and again… and again…

This definitely got an ahhhhh

Homeboy was sending shockwaves through my pussy

Ohhhh… spanking vibrations

THEN HE STOPPED!!!

I still came but I wanted that double sweet pain… I would’ve soared way higher

Later on I told him… I told him a couple of times actually that I was really getting into the whole spanking thing… that I love it!

The next time he was at it with some half- assed spanking, so after we were lying down drenched from our last ‘scissor twister’, I was like “Baby, you do realize I’m not delicate right?”

He laughed

After all the unholy beatings I received in Nigeria from my dad and school teachers, I never thought I’d see the day when it’d excite me so to have a grown man slap and tap my 'batty' at the same time. I don’t really have words to explain the exact reason why I love that initial sting and consequent ‘heat’

I’m just wondering what I gotta do to make Kimor take my ‘spanking desires’ seriously

Cos on the real…

I’m not really down with that ‘love taps’ stuff

I want him to smack my ass like it owes him 6 months rent

I want slaps that reverberate in my pussy… I wanna hear my ass sing hosanna in Igbo.

I want ‘slap energy’ bouncing all my coochie walls… coochie’s gotta run a fever

Kimor, you don’t know it yet but by the time I put one or two things in motion, you are going to finally spank me the way I want to be spanked.

I’m thinking ice and a leather whip

Next thing I’ll be getting into handcuffs and blindfolds

…………I’m really far gone… aren’t I? lol

61 comments:

mochafella said...

Freak!!!

zaiprincesa said...

lol....OMG!...lol.."shes a freak"*singing*..Girl, u dont even know how many females have thought what ure thinking, for real. Sometimes, u just have to tell ur man though, cus he might be thinkin, "i dont wanna hurt her"..

imoted said...

Yipee. I'm first... Been a while. Just wanted to say that.. lol

Idemili said...

OMG! Thanks God, it means I'm normal afterall. Girl, you're not the only one who hates the damn 'love taps'. They are as disgusting as limp dicks. Great post.
See you at mine on the weekend.

mphae said...

OH MY GOSH AM I FIRST!!!
i'm firstttt!!
I feel this post!! i really do! i know exactly what you mean!!!!

mphae said...

comment moderation so u mean i'm not first??? booo

Boso said...

Far, far gone.......

LondonBuki said...

Yeah, you're really really far gone!

LOL!!!

:-)

Bluntremi said...

Handcuffs , blindfolds and whips are a MUST!! Especially the blindfold...imagine not klnowing whats coming your way...from what angle...shape or form! But make sure its with someone you truly trust as it gives the other person utter control and as a woman you have to be careful with that!
Mind you, spanking him...is a whole new high too!

A paddle purchase might be in order...his hand might be hurting and the paddles are bittersweet too...
Enjoy sweetie!
And it is sometimes fun to be bad!

Simply Gorgeous said...

ONB_ I don't know about the hard love taps. I might be in the hospital I am not into the dominatrix thing. Does handcuffs counts? ( smile) You are definitely a girl in my own making. Reading your post... brings back not too distant memories. I found something that I did not know will finish any woman. It is private so come closer let me whisper it into your ear... closer... closer... I said closer...too many people are around I will tell you later...( You like my joke??)

I will give you a hint it hasto do with fingertips.

Freaky Deaky said...

Damn, damn, damn!

Give him some more encouragement and some time. He may have to get work out the whole it's wrong to lay hands on a woman thing before he can really become a spank master and tap your ass the way you want him to.

Oh so many bad, bad thoughts. Let me go find someone or something to spank.

Bella Naija said...

LMAO! Girlll....as the song says...
'U got a lot of freak in u'!

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

@mochafella: lol… right back at you…

@zaiprincesa: hehe zai… my dear the thing get as e be oh… I’ve told him a couple of times but for some reason the dude is almost treating me like a china doll in that aspect oh.. abi does he think I’ll sue him for ‘ikebe batterment’? shebi I’m the one asking for it now… I want ni… abi I resemble doll baby… lol?

@Imoted: lol… you’re not first oh babe… I hope you’re finally back to fulltime blogging oh.. me I’m not satisfied with your every 2 2 months posting… it’s not working for me oh mami… I sha missed you oh… I hope everything is everything on your end… maybe one of these days… we’ll go ‘okada’ riding together… sounds fun eh

@Idemili: lol… yes oh… in spite of your big big grammer which you use to confuse me every midnight… you are normal oh…. Lol… love taps suck batty… I want the real thing jare… I mean be gentle with me otherwise but sometimes I just want it hard(good thing is with sex he understands that)… it’s just the spanking oh… homeboy is still going the ‘doll baby route’… but no worry… things are going to change round here!

@mphae: lol… not first at all at all… but I have a good feeling that its going to be you next time… today I no even get gift cos I’m broke… but next time.. you will need to see the gift to believe… so make sure its you so you can enjoy as per my Canadian sister. How are things on your end mami? I really hope you’re ok… I miss you sha…

@Boso: lol… I had a strong feeling you’d say that… but I know in the back of your mind you just put down a few mental notes… hehe… I just hope the wife doesn’t ask you why you’re “flogging” her instead… lmao

Anonymous said...

This is my dilemma. I've been married 4 yrs and hubby has refused to spank me properly. Says he doesn't want to cause me pain. I WANT THE PAIN dammit.sigh..He just lightly taps my ass in a half hearted attempt to placate me.I don't know what to do about this.We have the most tender lovin but sometimes a girl needs it rough and nasty.

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

@ LondonBuki: That smile I’m reading in your comment… me I’m understanding it a different way… e dey like say you get better experience with this matter oh… lol… I dey suspect you!

@Bluntremi: I’ve never really done the blindfolding thing… I think it’d be terribly exciting… I trust my boyfriend so I really don’t mind ‘going there’ with him… handcuffs bring that on too… I’m all for exploration and I’m tired of some of my old tricks… so I want to ‘update’ my sexual sheet… spanking him… lol… lord knows if Jamo will be interested initially but maybe I’ll handcuff him first… lol… I would just love to see his reaction to it all… hehe. Yeah… I was thinking about the paddle too… no worries… I will be updating as I carry them out… it’s bound to be a lot of fun over the next few weeks… Kimor never jam fire woman like Overwhelmed before… hehe

@Simply Gorgeous: Me I absolutely love the hard love taps… I mean in theory it doesn’t sound so fun… but dang are practicals great… trust me… when he’s hitting it from the back and hitting your ass at the same time… it’s a feeling that my ‘night school limited vocabulary’ can’t begin to cover… lol. I wanna do handcuffs sometime soon… see me fully bringing my eyes and ears closer to the screen… lol… I get small problem sha… lol

@Freaky Deaky: I am gonna give him so much encouragement the next time I see him he’ll loose him goddamn mind… lol. This is sexual laying hands on and I’m asking for it… so I don’t understand how it’s a problem… but no problems… I’m ready to transform him into a ‘spankmaster’ now… lol… I could just picture you looking around for someone to give an injection of ‘liquid freaky’(that’s one of the few expressions on your blog that I’ve never forgotten… it cracks me up every single time!)

@Bella Naija: lol… do I? It takes one to know one oh… methinks you got one in you too… lol… confess oh mami… shebi blog celebrities like yourself enjoy a good spanking as much as the rest of us regular folk? Hehe

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

@Anonymous: lol… lord knows I’m no “Dr. Spank” cos I’m almost in the same dilemma as you… but me I’m on a mission… I’m trying to figure out little things I could do to perhaps make it more interesting… the whips, paddles… whatever… cos this just has to go down. lmao@ “I want the pain dammit”… tell him those exact words and he might just change his mind. I’m gonna create a scenario the next few times boyfriend comes over… and if it works out and he ends up spanking me the way I like, then I’d be in a better position to advice you (cos then I’d be a pro…) but before that… my dear we’re both just figuring it out. I agree… tender loving rocks most times but sometimes it just doesn’t cut it… I want my ass stinging… body shaking… in fact let me stop here… lol

Diaryofamadsoulsista said...

um, u berra watch it! I TOLD MY EX I LOVED TO BE SPANKED once and i learnt my lesson ... long story
anyway, be careful witht his spanking thing

Kafo said...

speechless

Anonymous said...

lol...girl ur sooo gone tru talk

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

@Diary of a madsoulsista: lmao… I want hear this tori… I go call you later make you give me the ‘koko’… did he pepper your yansh abi wetin? Hehe…

@Kafo: lol… my dear don’t be…

@Anonymous: I know you don’t mean that… lol

Next Door Stranger said...

am guilty of it too.it wasn't working for me at first but with time it became a sexual pleasure.its like i woun't cum if he dosen't spank. the thought of me begging him to spank me even makes me want to have sex right now. and it turns him on too.that was with my ex.i am so tempted right now.nice post

Elle Woods said...

i need to get laid.

BOBBY said...

I see a fetish trend here!!!!

Spanking...chai...i am not sure about that, i am afraid i might retaliate...as in just straight out start punching my man...and next thing you know, kata kata go bust.

Bar fight in the bed room

Olorun ma je!

hehehe.

But tell him...i probably wont mind...and it will excite him when he sees how excited you get.

PS: I have a paddle you can borrow. It was used for organizational purposes...

Naija Vixen said...

Freak!!!!Hosanna in igbo?only you oh,only you!!!

Naijadude said...

I will pretend I didnt read that, Nope!

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

@Next Door Stranger: lol… great minds think alike

@Elle Woods: lmao… your comment had me laughing for a few minutes… you’re a joker

@Bobby: lol… no oh… it’s good really… but I guess it works for some folks and not some… I mean I’ve been spanked a few times but let me tell you how it’s been on my mind like crazy lately… the thing no easy sha… lmao@bar fight in the bedroom… you be police officer when you get paddle for room… mami are you sure you’re telling the whole story? Lol… abegi reveal the whole truth to me jare… organizational purposes ko… medicinal arrangement ni… hehe

@Naija Vixen: lmao… I no ‘freak’ oh… I know you know about that ‘hosanna in igbo’ stuff though don’t deny it oh

@Naijadude: Lol… holy father… abegi… you read it jare… and you’re coming with me to go and buy the whip jare.. forget all that American yarns when you dey yarn… lmao…

Simply Gorgeous said...

What problem?? Get handcuffs, some rope for the legs,and for the arms extended out, then you have aids, all of your dirty pillow talk, leave him blindfolded then start with the fingertips gently putting them into your mouth., do this over and over agin. Tell me what the reaction will be...

Elle said...

honey what ever get you going I say... :)

9jamommy said...

Lol...did you have to write "Spank me please" in large read letters?...I felt like a perv everytime I opened up the post. Anyway girl, don't worry you're not far gone, there's still loads and loads to do..lol

bibi said...

lol at mad soul..
[naija dude]i pretend like i didnt see that[naijadude]

Ubong Da said...

Never did that spanking stuff before I though it was only for porn movies. Hmm no one has asked me to spank her before. Maybe I would just try it on my babe. But if she turns around and slaps me, am coming back for you. According to Newtons law.

Mari said...

ROTFLMAO...freaky lil thing, you are. This is hilarious babes. I think you better email this post to him so he knows wats up.

UnNaked Soul said...

somebody wanna get some good orgasmicbootywhopping... can I hear a A-M-E-N... LOL

I have a secret... and its sexual

Klara said...

Am so speechlesss!!!
Never tried that, maybe should! U say it's bitter sweet!!

yellow ibo girl said...

Spanking is mad freaky...very hard to explain to some but you've done well in this here post... I've missed your page love. I see there's lots more posts to catch up on...Ima get reading :-)

Mocha said...

And I thought I was a freak!
Freakita...lol..

Nanya said...

I just saw now that you shouted me out for being first to comment your page. :)..she's super freaky yall! lol.

law_damsel said...

lollll, overwhelmed..i dey overwhelmed.....lollllllll..ur real jare

Bluntremi said...

FYI ... If you do get handcuffs, make sure they have fur (or something) around them so they dont hurt your wrist!

Uzo said...

Ha....LOL.....Its okay and normal to like whatever you like. As long as its consensual, its all good. Now communicating that you want to be hit harder is going to be interesting

Kpakpando said...

chei chineke jehova, Canada don spoil this girl.


- Kpa"likes to be spanked and gently choked, don't knock it unless you've tried it, sharrafakup its between me and my God"kpandpo

:D

RJ said...

LOL, hmm....

AbujaBabe said...

A lil spanking Never hurt NOBODY!!..lol
Enjoy!;)

londonnaijachic said...

FRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAKY!!!!!
ONB!

Ms zee said...

baby, get the paddle and spank him then tell him to do the same to you in the same way and manner.. The paddle in my opinion is better. Let us know how it goes.. and you have my email if you want to go confidential
Check here
http://www.sextoys.co.uk/map/Whips.asp

love, I can vouch for them

doragon said...

I like the slap on the butt. But i don't like it really hard. That happend to me once and it burned like hell. I like not to hard but not to soft either.

blind fold i could go for that. I never tried it but i would like too.

Vera Ezimora said...

Yes, you're far gone....and crazy too. But I'm sure u know that already

You know I know wat u look like now, so now I'm imagining u getting ur butt spanked.... sheesh!

Nigerican said...

naughty, naughty : ).U must not want to be spanked real bad cus i know my girl OWNB would have gotten her man to SPANK her real goooood by now *wink*. Make me proud girl ,GIT IT.

Calabar Gal said...

Naughty, Naughty, but spanking really is nice. But handcuffs and whips?!?!?! u really wouldnt want to go there....

exschoolnerd said...

i love being spanked too...

do u think u might be into s&m maybe?

Confused Naija Girl said...

And i thought I was getting a little freaky and adventorous.... hmm overwhelmed you are a real freal . Well whatever rocks your boat oh!

ijeoma obu iheoma said...

lol.. ONB.. i dont know what to say..

Poetic Justice said...

"can we get freaky tonight?..." As the song still vibrates in my head, I am going to call my baby now!

temmy tayo said...

You are really far gone o OWNB!

I will beat you myself.

Ineka said...

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO. You are a TRIP!

obinwanne said...

THIS IS FAR TOO MUCH!!! but more adventurous i guess... keep keeping it real!!!!

Ace BooG!e said...

wow.. I never knew it was so many naija bloggers.lol and BTW ass smacking,hair pulling,choking and all that ,I'm HEAVY there.lol.

kulutempa said...

nothing wrong with 'cuffs or blindfolds, i'll tell you that much! this your spanking thing is dodgy sha - i didn't think anyone really cared for that. hair pulling and choking, on the other hand...

;)

Queen said...

Girl this is F R E A K Y
I missed reading your blog sha

Rock on!

Olawunmi said...

baby, you're such a freak. i love love this post.

be naughty, you will get spanked!

Anonymous said...

Girl, tell me the secret to multi orgasms...help a sister out.