Wednesday, January 10, 2007

My Sex

1.) How old were you the first time? 19

2.) Name of your first? Fucking Idiot

3.) Good or Bad? Absolutely terrible. One of the worst experiences of my life… he doggy-styled me my first time!!!


4.) Name of the worst and why? My first cos he hurt me terribly and I just couldn’t have sex with him after he fucked me like a rag doll THE VERY FIRST TIME!!! Then second is my last ex-boyfriend… while fucking… he was always going “so you like it huh, so you like it huh?... when he was feeling particularly wordy… he’d go “so you really like it huh, so you really like it huh?”… Lmao… how do you enjoy sex with that kind of noise? Plus he was way smaller than he imagined (lol… ouch!) but kept going on and on about how ‘hung’ he was!

5.) Name of the best and why? My current boyfriend cos I’ve never had someone like me so much… so in tune to my pleasure, someone so in love with me. I’ve never felt so comfortable with my body, my sexuality and it shows. We just feed off each others energy and creativity and trust me… we be doing some bedroom Olympics sometimes!

6.) Weirdest place you ever had sex? At the park… lol… and got caught! You should’ve seen the expression on the Indian lady’s face!!! Lmao… she’s probably scarred for life… but oh well!

7.) Favorite Position: I just luv luv luv doggy-style (the regular one… and another variation… the ‘elevated doggy’ … you know when he puts like a pillow under your stomach and you cock your ass up on the bed, whine on it and just GET IT!!!)

8.) Ever fake an orgasm? Nah… if I don’t like what I’m getting… he’d know it. I’ve always been quite the hedonist… all about pleasure (his and mine!) If he can’t make me cum… then he must be working with some messed up equipment cos my body is naturally full of ‘chemistry’… lol. I’ll take over the reigns (literally) if he’s not doing it the way I like…

9.) Would you admit it if the person asked? Hmmm… I’ve never faked and never plan to… I’m all about communication and body language in the bedroom… so this isn’t even an option for me. I don’t waste my time chasing ‘pipe dreams’!

10.) Favorite time of day to have sex? Ohhhh my gosh… ‘Waking-up-to-sex is the new BLACK!!!’ (the stories I could tell… hehe)

11.) Most times you have had sex in one day? lol… maybe 5 times… the boyfriend came over after not having seen each other for two weeks(once on the bed, once in front of the mirror, once in the shower, once standing up, once… honestly I just lost count throughout that day… but trust me I’d never been ‘so sexed’!!!


12.) Same person? (is there an alternative?) Lol… of course!

13.) Ever fantasize about someone other than the one you’re with? I ‘displaced’ myself having sex with the two ex’s that I talked about in question 4… I never really fantasize about other people when I’m having sex with someone… I’m either in it or I’m not.


14.) Restrictions during sex? That’s a story for another post.


15.) Accessories? Never tried any… so I don’t even know

16.) What? Okkkk… silk scarves and some ice.

17.) Done it in the rain? The shower count?


18.) Done it in a car? Nah… but done other things… I got eaten out in a car by a Jamaican… oh my gosh the ecstasy!!! On another occasion, me and my Ghanaian 'second fuck' drove around in a car late at night naked just for thrills… lol… I know… I have issues! Thank God the cops didn’t find me! but one Indian man and his son will never be the same again… lmao… you should’ve seen the look in their eyes… (it just occurred to me that Indian people always catch me doing ‘naughty’... lol)

19.) Had a Threesome? No…. not interested


20.) Want to have sex now? Lol... what do you think?


(Everyone on my blogroll is hereby tagged… I’m interested in seeing who actually does it)

65 comments:

TaureanMinx said...

Yayyyy me firstttttt! Amd I read the post too for all those cheats!

Dudette I don't think a lot of people will be doing this meme lol. Me because my meme would be nothing compared to yours. You sure deserve the scandalous award lol.

stranger said...

naija babe...just responded to your response on your last post..pls look it up...as for this one...lemme read, and imma be back...and don't forget girlfriend, am not a hater, even if i diss u some...

stranger said...

hmmm...no comment on your resume, mine would go something like this...(this is perhaps my first meme)...cos i'll be done in about 10secs...to all the questions, my answer is...very curious and eager to have sex, some intimate knowledge but no experience...basically, "i don't" until "i do"...

Elle said...

lol.. come on ONB.. you cant tagg all of us.. are you sure you want be reading all that info?? ;) hehehehe

angie said...

lol..
i m sure this will be one of those memes that will get fewer pple responding to....
my meme will just be a very tiny dot compared to yours.
babe u will not kill me with laughter, now i am convinced that u deserve that award.
lol@stranger..ur resume. this is realli a very, very VERY detailed resume.

Noni Moss said...

Lolll - as others have been known to say - " you don kolo!"

UnNaked Soul said...

I thought I was crazy... we live amongst them... LOL

azuka said...

Erm, no comment.

zee said...

I did it!!! te he he!!!!
You may have noticed, I always do the exact opp of what ppl tell me to ddoo. why are we so afraid to go "there"... LOL

Naijadude said...

wow! compared to urs, my sexual history is rather lame. I bet I am so naive!

Mari said...

Lol, I can barely keep up with ya babes. This was *insert word*!

I don't think I can do this but I'm pretty sure of one person who would...Nigerican!

Biodun said...

*cough* cough* no comments, lol you r truly something Overwhelmed!

Favoured Girl said...

Erm... sorry Overwhelmed, count me out of the tagged people. My sex life is a bit too sqeaky clean to be interesting...

NaijaBloke said...

I guess this is for the women in da house ..

Lemme know who did it o cos am def interested in reading the answers ..LOL

Ineka said...

LMAOOOOOO...I won't do 'cos my blog is not that anonymous. :D

Oh you asked for my link earlier on..here it is:- www.xanga.com/ineka

chainreader said...

heheheehe.

i escape on two counts:

1. i don't blog.

2. it'd be really very boring.

but i could tell you about my first kiss, if you asked nicely!

BabaAlaye said...

I can't do this meme darling.

I'm a Virgin. hehehe

temmy tayo said...

It is actually my twin reading your blog. I erm ............. cant seriously be tagged!

9jamommy said...

Lol...damn girl, you're craaazy!! My dear you are very bold oh!.

You can count me out of this one, you want make my Mr. catch me?...lol

stacy jones said...

Only the inocents read your blog Overwhelmed. YOu see how everyone is claiming that they are so pure(yeah Okay). Most of these people can probably write books on the things that they have done.

laspapi said...

sorry love, classified info. They might strike me off the bar roll.

nosa101 said...

HOWDY!!!!!!This is some freaky shit. I wish I could blog but I get work.

Nilla said...

Who are you tagging Missy...huh??!!

This is one of those tags I'm so not going to do....

Accept my deepest apologies....LOL

Sex and the Sushi said...

Okay Ms. Naija Babe, I hooked you up!

http://sexandthesushi.blogspot.com/2007/01/overwhelmed-naija-babe-sure-is-noisy.html

Smooches,
Ms. GD

Olawunmi said...

thought about doing this meme, then i realised just how incredible and scandalous my answers were going to be. opted out.

go tell di pesin when send you say i no dey house!

The Mistress said...

HAHAHA @ "2.) Name of your first? Fucking Idiot"

And hell NO, you did not say he fucked you like a ragdoll the first time!

That shit is crazy!

jem said...

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa ..... serious post !!

-- www.vesselofhonour.blogspot.com

36 INCHES OF BROWN LEGS said...

ONB,

u don kolo finish for real. so what i did it, as honestly as possible, now uve gone and spoilt my squeky clean reputation!!!!

Mona said...

Your blog is so cool! LOL

Elle Woods said...
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Elle Woods said...

buahahaha...that was an interesting read.....i think the biggest lie out there is that nigerian girls arent very sexual.

Once i get the balls, i'll do it.

Uzo said...

Ehm...I WILL NOT BE DOING THIS ONE. But you are so refreshing for me. Enjoy your sexuality...Good stuff

Dimples said...

This was definitely very entertaining…I think my jaw almost hit the table one question after the other…u this chick....u are BOLD men!!

Anonymous said...

babe i havent read up yet- in school and i finally sold my baby so no convenient browsing, ie no blogging!! SOB! ok jus saying hey, and you're truly living up to your rep as ms controversial!!!!
x
jadedKissssssssssssss

Guy Horny said...

Wow Overwhelemed you are something else. I am not on your Blogroll so I guess I am excluded but i Think i will attempt this. Exciting. Keep 'em cumming

Adeolu said...

Overwhelmed Naija babe,

I was really scared when I read this, I didn't imagine that a human being could be so shameless. I'm sorry to be judgemental, it's okay to be aware of one's past, but I think it's better to know shame for shame, repent of past foolishness and seek Gods face.

You are a Nigerian means you are my sister. We have more dignity for ourselves than this. What has sexuality and advertising turned our world into?

I think your life has more value than this, else, God won't exchange your life for His son's - Jesus.

What?? I don't know if your blog title adequately covers your real name, but I don't think you want your children to grow up to read this post.

Repent...(turn around), those that are spared to see tomorrow and those that the divine believes there is hope will change, or be useful

I grieve.

Ariiyike said...

Haba! Show some decency.

confusednaijagirl said...

LOL I wont be doing this one babes. Too much info and besides I am a good girl wink wink. and i cant wait to see your reply to adeolu's comment LOL

Icy said...

hahah Gurl u know issss not gonna happen.. Omo Too frigging personal mehn lol! besides I am a retired blogger so I am by default not eligble any longer buhahah lol

YOU ARE ONE CRAZY BABZ I swear lol!

Freaky Deaky said...

I'm not Indian but can I watch? I'll sit somewhat quietly in the corner. You may notice a flash or something every now and then but if the sex is that good you really shouldn't.

For the record though, I think I've already done this meme. It looks familiar enough anyway. I'll have to look it up and see.

LMAO @ driving around naked. If you did that in any neighborhood I know you'd have at least a dozen cars with camera phones following you throughout the city.

Anonymous said...

hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooNo...u got caught fuckin in the park...by indians...and driving around naked...ok i respect ur honestly... but i don't respect U...NAW AM jealous...got ya...skii skiit...lollol...

Anonymous said...

all these punks... scared to do a honest blog about their sex lives...LIVE UR OWN FUCKIN LIVES... FOR GOD SAKE..Respect ONB for your honesty... it was "ENTERTAININLY EXCITIN"...N obviously more than these lames could ever say about their dull lives...to adeolo step outside ur MOTHER'S HOUSE fool... ONB I don't BLOG but... U KEEP ME CUMMMIN...I FEEL U CAUSE I GOT STORIES TO TELL 2 ABOUT GOOD OLDE TIMES...I LIKES CONTROVERSTIAL matters ... it getS people talkin i like..

Anonymous said...

BY THE WAY WHERE'S UR RESPONSE PUNK...HAHA..

OverNoticeMe said...

If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, it must be a slut.

NIGERIA POLITRICKS said...

Yeah, why not flaunt it when you get down durrrrrty?! I like ur style gurl... Fu$k these closet freaks who are lambasting you for putting it out there! Ever being "ran a train on"? That's the in thing! Maybe you should try that 'snoppy' style - you will be 'abuna' wiped! LOL!!!

The Professor said...

Can I say, 'Candid!'

chioma said...

Hello my dear..Happy New Year! sorry I haven't had time to update cus I am on holiday in lagos(of all places!) and my host doesnt have an internet connection..I have seen how u don yab some people so no comment! I do however see you as a younger sister..(is that ok)..I am shocked no one has done this meme...I guess people aren't as open as I thought! I will do it later...take care of you

Beautifully Human said...

@ elle woods: 'once I get the balls, I'll do it'.
do you mean have sex or do the meme? lol

Elle Woods said...

@ human..do the meme now? lol..what else?

Calabar Gal said...

Sorry Babes!! No way I'm doing this tag!! Hubby and his friends read my page - You wouldnt want him kicking me out into the streets if ido this and reveal all my exploits!! (wink, wink)

Angela said...

ONB...mad props for keeping it real. i swear i've done worse.

Now back to the hypocrites comments...bhwhahahhaha naija babes are just so friggin shady. a good 90% of these gals have sucked dick and probably taken it up in the arse.,Same with the likes of Adeolu. heheheh but as usual, when the light comes on eveyrone is born again.

I've said it, 99% of naija femlae bloggers are corner freaks just looking for husbands. That's why you find a common theme in all their blogs "no sex before marriage, church going and God loving" yeah you fool all of us not. God sees us all so continue fooling urselves. Same bunch of pretending idiots who run from blog to blog...dropping innuendos about "wantng a man/wanting a relationship". Stalking other men's blogs, posting "great write-up" to even stupid comments all to gain acceptance? is it that bad really?

Now to the men, bhwhahahhaha (someone hold me before i drop names) i know some male bloggers having sex regularly with oyinbo and akata chics, but on their blogs, they go on and on about "no sex before marriage and how they are waiting for the right woman, who loves and fear the lord"...and all these chic storm the men's blog quoting bibles to impress the guy that just got his freak on last night...LOL! When are we going to stop fooling ourselves? You all claim virgin, but how come 9 out of 10 naija men will tell you they never married a virgin. So do u guys have ur own planet or something? in fact i rest my case but shame on una for this hypocrisy.

Ms.Minx said...

I SOOOOO wanna answer this, lol, but my mother stumbled across my blog before, and I'm just NOT trying to have that convesation with her right now, lol...

Happy New Yr hun!!

Vera Ezimora said...

lol. I'll like 2 see who does this tag, babe.

yankeenaijachick said...

Damn girl, you don kolo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hope ur dad doesn't read this one..........naija girl are secretive when it comes to that thing o jare.

beautyinbaltimore said...

For what it is worth, I liked this post.

Organized Noise said...

Stopped by after reading "Beauty In Baltimore's" post to see what all the drama was about. This is nothing to be ashamed of. My blog roll and I did this meme last year. I have no proble with this. Much like television, those who did have a problem with this could turn away. Don't stop being who you are. People have two options, love you or leave you alone.

Naija Sapphire said...

Girl, I have laughed and laughed and laughed. Well done. As for me - I cannot answer because when it comes to that part - i have temp amnesia, lol. J/K - not as interesting or even slightly funny as yours

boorish male said...

Couldn't resist, i had to do it, mine is rather interesting....

Chxta said...

If any other hypocrites come after you, direct them to me.

A said...

Ok, i stumbled across da controversy surrounding your, 'my sex' post. I'm a christian also, but can see both sides of the argument. All i can say, is dat being a christian means more than being closed up to the world around you. I became a christian because i wanted to learn more about God, and be closer to him. You have a lot of judmental christians, mainly because they r hiding from their own shame. The bible speaks a lot about sex, but you will not choose to explore that, if the first introduction you have to is, is a bunch of criticism. Sex is a bond between 2 people, but human beings make it sound so bad. advise them that if they want to teach u more about God,there r more subtle ways than 'casting the stone', besides, this is a 'blog', a place to be totally free wid ur expressions, something we don't get to do always in real life. We r young people, being thrown life's experiences. These r ur experiences, they have already happened, so why shuld u not be able to get a way frm life's handcuffs and share them with urself. Experieneces are to be embraced, the only difference between them and u, is u decided to liberate urslf by writing bout urs. One thing i will say tho, is da way u cursed them out was a bit extreme sha. lol. x

Bluntremi said...

Interesting...
Great job starting this VERY interesting post. LOVING it!!!

A few notes-

For the wives out there...remember you are already married, no one can "chase" you from your hubby's house because you were actually human. I am married and trust me, my husband knows the answers to every single question here... Honesty has its perks!!

Now for the Christians... you guys also have kids right( or at least you intend to at some point)?? Were they immaculately conceived? Missionary isnt the only postion you know...that went out with slavery (ok that was harsh even for me)

It was truly entertaining, thanks ...I however have you trumped...never got caught...even though it was on the train...good thing it was with hubby:) Got to keep the marriage HOT!~

Keep it coming!!

Bluntremi said...

Oh and um about those...accessories?? Just like fashions are constantly changing...so are those! Would you go out fully dressed without earrings, a necklace or a handbag?? Those are all accessories that make you look FIERCE, right?? Well the uh "other ones " will make that GREAT experience...MIND BOGGLING!! Take it from someone that knows :)

vokespage said...

You sure are bold

pamelastitch said...

LOL!!

Such boldness!! But i am glad to see women speaking up about their sexuality...i really do not think that it is a great idea to put it on bloggers world but hey everyone to their own cup of tea.

Lol!! keep on living gal!!

plastiQ said...

@ adeolu: WTF? Must u employ the usual Christian blackmail/preching method? Can't you take a cue from someone like 'a' ? Its her blog, its her life, its her sexuality. Come on ! You don't come in someone's house and shit in their plates.

@ a : God bless you.


Nice going blogger. Sizzling hot post anyways.